armadillo:

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

whats funny is that it has nothing to do with how well you do as a teenager

(Source: unsavioured, via radical-illusion)

cracked:

Look closely at Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam for its atheist message. It turns out that the figures of God, His angels and even the soon-to-be-created Eve under His arm form a nearly perfect cross-section of the human brain. While some might dismiss this as a coincidence, experts suggest that it would be harder to explain that this was not Michelangelo’s intention. Even complex components within the brain, such as the cerebellum, optic chiasm and pituitary gland can all be found in the picture. As for that sassy green sash running down the pons/spinal column/dude-holding-God-up, it follows the path of the vertebral artery perfectly.
The 40 Most Insane Easter Eggs Ever Found

cracked:

Look closely at Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam for its atheist message. It turns out that the figures of God, His angels and even the soon-to-be-created Eve under His arm form a nearly perfect cross-section of the human brain. While some might dismiss this as a coincidence, experts suggest that it would be harder to explain that this was not Michelangelo’s intention. Even complex components within the brain, such as the cerebellum, optic chiasm and pituitary gland can all be found in the picture. As for that sassy green sash running down the pons/spinal column/dude-holding-God-up, it follows the path of the vertebral artery perfectly.

The 40 Most Insane Easter Eggs Ever Found

cokeflow:

paradisaic:

when will my reflection show who i am inside?

A little bitch

cokeflow:

paradisaic:

when will my reflection show who i am inside?

A little bitch

(via theperksofhavingbigboobs)

slimdownhealthy:

Low-Calorie Breakfast Recipes

Waffles With Blueberry Maple Syrup

Makes: 1 servings 
5 mins

INGREDIENTS

1/3 cup  frozen blueberries
2 teaspoons  maple syrup
2 whole-grain waffles
1 tablespoon  pecans

DIRECTIONS

1. Microwave blueberries and syrup together for 2 to 3 minutes, until berries are thawed.
2. Toast waffles and top with warm blueberry syrup. Sprinkle with pecans.

Amount Per Serving

cal.(kcal)305 | Fat, total(g)14 | sat. fat(g)3 | carb.(g)41 | fiber(g)4 | pro.(g)8

Spinach & Bacon Omelet
Makes: 1 servings

INGREDIENTS

1 egg
2 egg whites
2 slices cooked turkey bacon, crumbled
1 cup  baby spinach
1 slice whole-grain toast
1 teaspoon  butter
cooking spray

DIRECTIONS

1. Whisk together eggs, bacon and spinach.
2. Coat a skillet with cooking spray; cook egg mixture and serve with toast and butter.

Amount Per Serving

cal.(kcal)308 | Fat, total(g)16 | sat. fat(g)5 | carb.(g)16 | fiber(g)2 | pro.(g)24
Pumpkin & Granola Parfait
Makes: 1 servings
INGREDIENTS
1 6 ounce container plain low-fat yogurt
2 teaspoons  honey
1/4 teaspoon  pumpkin-pie spice
1 whole-grain crunchy granola bar, crumbled
1/2 cup  canned pumpkin
DIRECTIONS
1. Mix together yogurt, honey and pumpkin-pie spice.
2. In a bowl, layer yogurt mixture, granola-bar crumbs and pumpkin.
Amount Per Serving
cal.(kcal)304 | Fat, total(g)5 | sat. fat(g)2 | carb.(g)55 | fiber(g)5 | pro.(g)13
Bagel & Cream Cheese With Tomato
Makes: 1 servings
INGREDIENTS
1 3 ounce  small whole-grain bagel
2 tablespoons  low-fat cream cheese
2 large slices tomato
salt and pepper to taste
DIRECTIONS
1. Toast bagel halves and spread with cream cheese.
2. Top each side with a slice of tomato and season with salt and pepper.
Amount Per Serving
cal.(kcal)302 | Fat, total(g)7 | sat. fat(g)4 | carb.(g)52 | fiber(g)8 | pro.(g)13
Peanut Butter & Banana Pancakes
Makes: 1 servings
INGREDIENTS
1/2 small banana, chopped
2 teaspoons  peanut butter
1/3 cup  prepared whole-grain pancake batter
1 teaspoon  honey
DIRECTIONS
1. Add banana and peanut butter to batter.
2. Cook pancakes and serve with honey drizzled on top.
Amount Per Serving
cal.(kcal)306 | Fat, total(g)14 | sat. fat(g)3 | carb.(g)41 | fiber(g)5 | pro.(g)9
Source fitnessmagazine

(via self-confitence)

lefthandedjanice:

This rock is the best fucking rock. It’s the best colour and it’s frosty which is my favourite and it makes these super cute stalagmites that look like Mario hills. It’s called Chrysocolla and it’s amazing.

lefthandedjanice:

This rock is the best fucking rock. It’s the best colour and it’s frosty which is my favourite and it makes these super cute stalagmites that look like Mario hills. It’s called Chrysocolla and it’s amazing.

(via nippy-nips)

thosegeorgiastarstoshame:

bohemian-world:

fire-of-my—loins:

Just a litte powerpoint presentation :))

Encore, encore! *standing ovation*

(via followyourarrow)

jpgay:

BEING CALLED CUTE MAKES ME FEEL SO GOOD WOW ANYONE WHOSE EVER CALLED ME CUTE THANK U SUNSHINE KISSES TO U I LOVE U 

(Source: boyx, via the-depths-in-wonderland)

(Source: bl-eehh, via feellng)